JESODIST defeated Mr. UnIque (4 to 1)

JESODIST
1091
Maryland
Unranked
30 wins
13 losses
OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN HOLLOWED BE THEY NAME.
Its Time To Ram This Rappa's Stigmata,
He's Just Another Fecal Matter Made Bitch Ass Rapper Whos Gay Gets Quickly Slaughtered,
I'll Use A Crow Bar Rip His Bladder, He's A Frozen Elevator That I Defeat With A Ladder, You're Lirics Are Sadder To The Mystical Monster That Leaves Ya Physical Plastered In Dumpsters,
The Hellish Rapper Shuving Ya face In Blades Of A Helicopters,
He's A Reaped Actor Speaking Faker Speech, Like An Obama Speaking To A Teleprompter,
You Opened Your Goat Mouth Shoulda Remained Leash,
Now U Vanish Like Smoke In The Cosmos For Getting the Snake release, Fuck Your Mase Type Punches I Hate Emcees,
To Soothe Inner Heat Just Inhale the Breeze,
To The Evil Spirit Creature Saying "Dont Fear Me Please!",
This Prey Looks As Tight As Queers In Briefs,
You At tenths No Where Near The G's,
Goring beings With Swords Of Hercules, The Unseen Added Fire To My Genes Then I Merged With Seas,
Grinning With Scorching Knees I Startle, Unique Like EMinem's First Battle, His Throat Will Freeze,
I Dont Understand Your Uniquness Like The Language Of Portuguese,
Believe Its The Main Dick1 Ramming You Till Butt Bleeds,
This Power Puff Emcees Get Puffed Like Weeds, Cut Down Like Trees,
Satan Will Take You To A Place You Will Never Come Back,
To Me Unique Always Sounds Un Clever On His Rap,
Conquered Like Indians Surrendering His Horse And Axes,
Fuck the Triads I'll Kill You With A Thousand Slashes,
Slashing Amateur's Solar Plexus, This Damaged Champ gets Owned Like Nexus On Cena,
A Spanish Adjective For This Pet Is Gallina,
I Kill White Blood Cells Like Pathogens In Ya,
Thinking You're So Unique? You Are! Not To Me! In The Crapper I've Seen Ya!
I Wouldnt Be Here If i Had'nt been ya,
Enticing Pinacle Tasting Benign Apples,
I Slit Through This Guy Quicker Than Knives Slicing Pineaples,
You're rembrandt Art Is Bestowed But Dismantled,
Have This Bitch's Throat Strangled,
With His Parts All Torn An Mangled,
His Tiny Dick Rolling Above Gravel,
Pinning This Voodoo Doll's Noodle Bars,
He's A Child That All About Doo Doo And Cars,
I'm Viewed In The Blue Like Stars, Strike Hymns Down Like Zeus In Wars,
He Showing Off His Chu Chu In Zoos, In Pink Braws,
I Just Farted Yet You Are The One Who Stink Bra.



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Mr. UnIque
1074
Nevada
Unranked
54 wins
33 losses
"Speak what I want, I don't care what y'all feel" NAS
So I gotta polish off another novice flop
That cant get a honest job!
I mean ya rap sounds like ya eat garbage raw!

See ya dull at rap
In fact the ONLY way ya leaven wit ya skull intact
Is IF I tell hell to hold it back
For fucks sake, even ya flow is whack!
Ya hold it as well as a aborted fetus holds a snatch!
Since when was SvW changed to open naps?

Ya style is childish
Ya spit some mild shit
N expect bitches to admire it
But SKILL is still a requirement
It’s a fact kid, ya lack it, consider retirement!

Your condition of being a sorry ass rapper is terminal!
So Take it personal, you’re not versatile
Fuck being merciful Ima RIP out ya cervical!

Jesodist here’s a better diss
Ima use ya lesser spit
To slit ya weathered wrists
Then I’ll hang ya corpse on my dressers bench!
N feed ya ashes to a feathered finch
When it takes a crap ya rap will finally be worth censored shit!

Now about Ya Caps Lock, it looks ReTarDed n reads worse
So next time ya wanna challenge the King, THINK FIRST!

P.S. Ya style is still a slave to a page, so it’ll never be FREE!
There’s no emancipation in ya imagination
So ya force to gaze in a maze meant as I sever ya speech
Ya wont last a class of my battle station, stick to masturbation!
By the way that weak fag loves Decap
So it’s no wonder no one actually reads that!
DROP DEAD, there’s ya feedback!
(THINK ABOUT IT)
~R.I.P. Jesodist~
On the day of Wednesday January 25th, 2012 at 8:20pm
~The death of peasants empowers the kingdom.~
~Peace Out, Wars In, Vis Maior~
~SuperNovas~
~Mr. UnIque


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JESODIST
#1 posted by JESODIST (1091, MD) 2012-01-25 07:55:27 +0000
THIS TOOK A LITTLE MORE THAN AN HOUR TO WRITE.
TAKE NOTHING PERSONAL, I AM JUST ELEVATED RIGHT NOW.
PEACE TO EVERYONE
JESODIST
#2 posted by JESODIST (1091, MD) 2012-01-25 08:43:34 +0000
THERE IS A LOT OF TYPOS AND MISTAKES.
ANYWAYS I GOTTA SMOKE MY WEED TO STAY CLOSER TO HIM. WHO IS HIM ? THE ELOHIM.
Mr. UnIque
#3 posted by Mr. UnIque (1074, NV) 2012-01-26 04:23:52 +0000
READ BOTH VOTE FAIR...>p}
Albus Dumbledore
#4 posted by Albus Dumbledore (927, OH) 2012-01-26 05:26:45 +0000
vote
JESODIST
#5 posted by JESODIST (1091, MD) 2012-01-26 05:34:16 +0000
THANK YOU FOR RESPONDING MR UNIQUE.
BLESSINGS
inFAMOUS
#6 posted by inFAMOUS (1050, WI) 2012-01-26 16:20:51 +0000
lol jeso HOP OFF THE CAPS!!! AND QUIT WITH THE PEACE BROTHER. haha jp. but good battle <<
JESODIST
#7 posted by JESODIST (1091, MD) 2012-01-26 16:22:10 +0000
I WILL WRITE YOU A CHALLENGE.
ETERNAL PEACE TO YOU.
:)
inFAMOUS
#8 posted by inFAMOUS (1050, WI) 2012-01-26 16:26:13 +0000
hahaha. u are addicted to peace arent u
Unwritten Hazzard
#9 posted by Unwritten Hazzard (940, TN) 2012-01-26 17:07:58 +0000
Voted for the winner.
Ekoms
#10 posted by Ekoms (975, DC) 2012-01-26 17:24:06 +0000
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inFAMOUS
#11 posted by inFAMOUS (1050, WI) 2012-01-26 19:57:27 +0000
lol ekmos. did u vote on my battle?
inFAMOUS
#12 posted by inFAMOUS (1050, WI) 2012-01-27 13:58:19 +0000
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Mr. UnIque
#13 posted by Mr. UnIque (1074, NV) 2012-01-28 04:42:25 +0000
yawn
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